Wanted: Awesome Job

For a hardworking, dedicated, tireless Theatre Arts teacher.

Requirements:
1. Students who want to act, don't want to act, or would rather scrape their tongues with a vegetable peeler than act.
2. A Principal who will give her the freedom to make big mistakes in a loud, obvious way. Typically on a stage with an admission price.
3. A faculty that will let her send the toughest kids to their rooms when she's at her wits end then go out for a drink and complain about it all at the end of the week.
4. A classroom that doesn't look like a classroom; more like a work in progress, a performance on hold.
5. Hours that she curses only before and during a production. Never after.